Sunday, September 26, 2010

My Second 40 year Reunion

This has been a year of reunions for me. This past summer I attended my 40-year high school reunion an event which covered those friends from grade school through high school. Next month is the 40 year reunion for those who were fortunate enough to have survived the South Street Renaissance A gathering of counter culture drawn from all areas of Philadelphia. Artists, actors, poets, chefs, bakers, retailers and every other possible creative endeavor, all migrated into an all but completely abandoned area known as South Street

528 S.4th..the apartment

 
                                                    
Once a thriving Jewish neighborhood, city plans to tear it down for a cross-town express way left it largely unoccupied. The area became a haven for really cheap real estate and rentals.[we later won the battle to prevent the freeway] I wrote the following story to submit to the South Street Reunion blog. This is a perfect follow up for my high school friends to get a taste of my life post graduation, the years from 1970 thru about 1983.



               My First Apartment
South Steet Boat Ride

South Street….It seems like yesterday or centuries ago, I am not sure. I think it’s appropriate that a duality exists in my recollection of the years that I lived at 528 S 4th St... I still have dreams about my apartment, I can in my minds eye still walk in that door again as if no intervening years had occurred. I will never again experience the feeling of commonality of purpose and the artistic fervor of the years I lived on South St. It was a very exciting period of my life. After a cup of coffee and my dream state dissolves, I have to laugh out loud, Are you kidding? That roach infested 65-buck month dump, glad that's over! [the duality]Sentiment has a way of making even the worse scenarios seem endearing. Sure I miss those "Good ole days”  I had nothing, just my clothes a few treasured trash finds and a great deal of creative energy.What I did have,that money could never buy, was large band of other creative types within four city blocks. Being twenty-one years old then was a great deal of fun. It was tough surviving but no tougher than the present [which is no fun at all] We had friends and you could always find a meal,the communal 60's were still alive and we all helped each other through hard times, after all "When you got nothing you have nothing to lose" is the difference, things are a good deal more complicated now.

Garrick
I was attending P.C.A. [the only name I ever use] It certainly was not the “University of the Arts” when I attended. I remember clearly walking into Stein Real Estate on third just south of South St. to inquire as to the availability of apartments. Stein cigar in mouth peered over his glasses, “Whatcha want kid” an apartment I replied, “What’s yer price range” something under a hundred… “Figures” he muttered, “You in Art school?”, yes sir, I said trying hard to be polite because I hated him already,”Yeah I got one but don’t go thinkin yer painting the walls black or any of that hippie stuff ya hear?”…Leo hated the influx of art types that had replaced all the prosperous merchants of his heyday on South St. that sure didn’t stop him from renting some of the worse pits imaginable. “65 bucks a month, 2 months rent up front” as he threw the keys on the counter,”528 4th second floor, go let yerself in”, the phone rang as he motioned me out the door, “and bring the keys back when yer done! Ya hear me!” yes sir and fuck you very much I thought, Philly was sooo polite and genteel [not really]  living in the art students ghetto. I certainly did not share my excitement about the prospect of living on S.S. with Leo, for fear he would raise the rent. Where am I going to get 2 months rent 130 bucks was a lot of money, I was only making 2.75 an hour working part time for the Peasant Shop on Spruce St. no matter,
I can hit Dad for a few bucks, [I really miss my parents]

Elizabeth,John Waters and Divine at Lickety
As I turned the corner onto fourth I could hardly contain myself, 528 was three doors from the Banane Noir and four from Lickety Split, Wow! I have truly arrived, the epicenter of  cool, hip counter culture. I fumbled with the keys until I managed open the street door, there in front of me was one two-story stair terminating with a patch of sky. Someone must have left the roof door open,[later I was to find out that there was no roof door] as I went to insert the key into the apartment door the entire handset fell to the floor, I must inform Leo that there is no lock, [buts that’s a whole long story, for another writing]

La Banane





As the now lockless door swung open, I got the full view of the ingenious décor, day glow shades of neon blue, orange and green, punctuated with black, I realized immediately why Leo made disparaging remarks about art students, it seems this apartment was the cause. The color scheme was a minor issue compared to the flooring. As some of you may remember Klinghoffer’s carpets used to occupy the corner of Leithgow and South right around the corner. It seems in a drug-induced moment of creativity the previous tenants came up with a brilliant solution. After a few dumpster dives yielded up a number of carpet sample books they were disassembled and individually NAILED to the floors in a pattern not unlike the patchwork jackets which were then in vogue.A nightmare especially because of the number of dogs and cats, which left their fur coats behind, sprinkled liberally all over everything Another unique feature was a wall in the front room the inhabitants had attempted to remove the plaster to expose the brick. After a large area had been completed the project was abandoned,[ due to the difficulty of removing plaster applied directly to brick] Im sure they returned to their carpet installation which was easier.The rest of the flat was equally unique in its poetic urban decay. The bathroom contained an extremely dingy legged tub, a toilet that must have dated to Ben Franklins posterior and a sink with separate taps for luke warm and freezing. The kitchen was alive with a number of residents that paid no mind to the change in management. The gas stove had seen way too many briskets and the icebox was just that, a box with a HUGH glacier that occupied two thirds of the interior. The window sashes were all missing the counterweight ropes [requiring the stick a book to hold it open technique] What am I getting myself into? I thought, my suburban Cleveland upbringing had not prepared me for anything like this. When I look back upon that first day on South St.I muse to myself that without the naiveté of youth my tenure there would have never occurred. I threw myself blindly into a renovation [solely at my expense] Cohen’s hardware [of course] was responsible for many South St face-lifts including mine. The JW thrift [my decorator of choice]provided all the mohair sofas and Maxfield Parrish prints, one needed to create the perfect retro statement that was de’riquer in the mid 70’s, [it's hard to believe that all that stuff used to sell for five bucks or less] Boy! have things changed.
South Street Block Party '74'

All my labor did pay off when I was asked to participate in the annual “Hippie House Tour”, an ironic twist considering I had completely eradicated the original hippie interior. Time moves on and South St moved with it. The house tours opened that secret enclave of the terminally creative to the eyes of Philadelphia at large and some say that was the beginning of the end .I for one will never forget my fellow "Urban Pioneers" and the sense of community that was South St. “The Hippest Street in Town”

















Monday, September 20, 2010

Something I recieved and just had to post....Thanks Terry


  •  Subject: Truths for Mature humans

 1. I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately clear your
     computer history if you die

 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
     realize you're wrong.

 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
     younger.

 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

 7. Map Quest really needs to start with # 5. I'm pretty sure
    I know how to get out of my driveway.

 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
     how the person died.

 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

 10. Bad decisions make good stories.

 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
       work when you know that you  just aren't going to do anything
       productive for the rest of the day.

 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
       don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

  13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
        asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical
        report that I swear I did not make any changes.
   
  14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
        to answer

  15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well

  16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
        Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

  17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

  18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
        hunger.

   19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
         nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they
         said

   20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team
         up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
         brothers and sisters!

  21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
        know what time it is.
 
  22.. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
         the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years
         for men to realize that their brain is also important       
         .